No Tomatoes

I’m apparently seeing someone. What is this nonsense?
Having a functional relationship that isn’t making me pull my hair out? Blasphemy!
But in all seriousness, this is good. I’m all trying to have social interactions and meaningful interpersonal connections and whatnot. LOOK AT ME ADULTING LIKE A GODDAMN PRO.
Also I haven’t been this happy for a long while. And it’s turning me into a useless sap. It’s a fascinating experience. The word infatuation comes from the Latin word fatuus. It means stupid. I now understand this.
Blarg.