Ampersand Ampersand Ampersand
I was reminded today that I do not update enough. I am ninety percent sure that almost nobody reads this, so I figured it wasn’t too big a deal, but I’m updating anyway, just to prove them wrong.
I am nothing if not contrary.
I want to get a massage. My back hates me. The problem is that I am an awkward human being and therefore turn into a pile of uncomfortable silences and nervous outbursts in equal measure when confronted with the necessity of getting undressed in public. Nudity in front of strangers is more the stuff of school-related nightmares than a relaxing experience for me. You’d think what with getting changed backstage my entire life I’d be used to it, but no such luck. The awkward shines through like a beacon of post-adolescent self-consciousness. With bells on.
So hot baths it is. Hooray!
I have a longstanding grudge against the weather gods of the Midwest and it is being exacerbated by the cold snap following the gorgeous warmth of the past week. It was ninety degrees three days ago and today it was fifty.
Fuck you winter, you persistent bitch. I only like you in December and January. It is now May. Stop it.
New paragraph! Fuck yeah!
Stuff and things and such. Goblins wouldn’t be very good pets, caribou are the only animals of which the female of the species has antlers, and what is the deal with airline food?
I’d actually like to know. I have only had it twice that I can remember and one of those times I only ate the apple pie.
It was very nice, if a little greasy.
I may have gone on a date today. I am not really sure. I have no real experience in these matters. The food was tasty.
I need to finish a necklace before work tomorrow, so until next time,
Hugs, kisses, and other inappropriate things to be giving to strangers,
-Ed
